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Prop R -- "Let's Build a Greenhouse"

SAINT CHARLES, MO -- Orchard Farm School District recently had its no-tax-increase bond issue approved, Proposition R. The Proposition asks for funding for the most important projects that Orchard Farm NEEDS, including a brand new greenhouse.

The need for a greenhouse is obvious. Since the beginning of time, Orchard Farm has felt one absence in its curriculum: We have math, science, English, history, art, choir... Of course, we are missing the one other curriculum area: Greenhouse. 

"I-I don't think we need a greenhouse," some kid we interviewed said. "I think we need a theater." 

HA! What is a theater? I'm not sure. Clearly, we need a greenhouse. 

"I don't want to go into STEM," another student said. "I want to go into [Greenhouse]*."

Another plus of Prop R: the bathrooms are being updated! 

"I hope they put real locks on the stall doors in the girl's bathroom by the cafeteria," an anonymous member of the OFHS community said. "It's really awkward, especially when you're changing into your [Greenhouse]* costume during [Greenhouse]* practice, because we don't have an actual Green Room**."

*This quote has been slightly edited.
**Green Room is referring to a Greenhouse Room, not a "Green Room" as used in a "theater".

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