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Please Send Suggestions, Pleads Satire News Website Author

SAINT CHARLES, MO -- The owner of this website who shall not be named released a plea today for new article ideas.

"Please," she muttered. "Just one idea. Just half an idea. I don't care, just give me something. What do you hate about Orchard Farm? Tell me that. I'll write you a whole essay. Please."

In addition, the owner mentioned that she will be opening up spots for others to write articles on the website, as long as they pass inspection by her before being posted. This is all in an effort to revive the dead horse that is the Hawk Gazette.

"I should have named it after the predator of the eagle," she said. "I wasn't thinking. That would've been way funnier."

All interested in either of the above things mentioned should contact the owner of this website who shall not be named at gshortt@ofr5.com.

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