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Mrs. Frost Appears At Student's Door After Hearing Lack of Announcement of Opening of the Oven To Family Members, Neighbors

SAINT CHARLES, MO -- A student was surprised to find Mrs. Frost appearing at her front door this holiday season while she was in the middle of baking cookies for Santa Claus.

"I just heard the doorbell ring, and there she was," the student says. "I was very confused, until she told me the reason why she was there."

Frost was at the student's door after hearing through one of her "inside sources" that the student had not announced to the entire family as well as to at least three neighbors that she was preparing to open the oven.

"I taught her for three years, and I just can't believe she would go and disrespect my teachings like that," the teacher said in a statement last night. "It said specifically on every worksheet that we did that you must not only inform everyone in the room, but you must inform at least three other people outside the building. We had those kids trekking out in the snow to let the administration know we were opening the oven. It is not a joke."

Upon entering the home, Mrs. Frost was consoled in knowing that the student had followed other safety precautions -- she even washed her hands after handling the raw chicken that she put into the cookies. "Chicken cookies -- an American classic. No student leaves my classroom without baking up a few of these puppies."

This coming right after our recent headline on Kolb's cookie scandal, so we couldn't help but ask, does Mr. Kolb follow the oven safety precaution? "Yes," replied Mrs. Frost. "I can hear him every morning at precisely 4am, yelling that he is opening the oven. I'm not even at work yet. It's really quite something."

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