SAINT CHARLES, MO -- Orchard Farms High hosted a Quiz Bowl tournament Tuesday evening, inviting guests from across the St. Louis and St. Charles areas to join in on two rounds of answering obscure questions that humans were never meant to know the answers to. One student reports, "It's like Jeopardy, but without all the good parts."
Upon entering the building, several of the teams reported being "disappointed" and "confused" by the lack of stairwells and unnecessarily long hallways. "I don't know what to do without stairs. It's an essential part of my life."
At the mention of this, an OF team member pointed out that we do have three sets of stairs, but they're all on the stage.
Upon noticing that the stage is, for some reason, in the middle of the cafeteria, an outsider remarked, "Wow, they can eat lunch and watch a performance!" Several OF Quiz Bowl members shook their heads solemnly. They don't know. They never do.
Other students and teachers got lost several times while trying to navigate the seemingly randomly structured hallways. "I mean, there's this one long hallway, but then you have two little hallways branching off of that? You need to calm down."
At least four people reported the water fountains going off without anyone touching them in the Hall of Fountains. "We were already disturbed by the sheer number of water fountains on this wall, but then they started turning off and on without human touch, and we decided we're never coming here again."
The students, however, seemed not to appreciate the Wellness Center that the district spent the theatre department budget on. They also did not appreciate the neverending gamble students here experience whilst trying to obtain a Cherry Sprite or a Dasani Water.
Upon entering the building, several of the teams reported being "disappointed" and "confused" by the lack of stairwells and unnecessarily long hallways. "I don't know what to do without stairs. It's an essential part of my life."
At the mention of this, an OF team member pointed out that we do have three sets of stairs, but they're all on the stage.
Upon noticing that the stage is, for some reason, in the middle of the cafeteria, an outsider remarked, "Wow, they can eat lunch and watch a performance!" Several OF Quiz Bowl members shook their heads solemnly. They don't know. They never do.
Other students and teachers got lost several times while trying to navigate the seemingly randomly structured hallways. "I mean, there's this one long hallway, but then you have two little hallways branching off of that? You need to calm down."
At least four people reported the water fountains going off without anyone touching them in the Hall of Fountains. "We were already disturbed by the sheer number of water fountains on this wall, but then they started turning off and on without human touch, and we decided we're never coming here again."
The students, however, seemed not to appreciate the Wellness Center that the district spent the theatre department budget on. They also did not appreciate the neverending gamble students here experience whilst trying to obtain a Cherry Sprite or a Dasani Water.
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