SAINT CHARLES, MO -- Buses throughout the Orchard Farms bus lot are relaxing this holiday season, without hundreds of children haunting their seats.
At least three buses were seen at Massage Envy this weekend, and on-campus sources suspect they even hosted a rave on Saturday night, playing top hits like "Monster Mash" and "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer." At 2am, at least three buses were seen driving in circles around the track at Luxembourg Field, and we still don't know why.
The district-owned vehicles even took part in the festivities, despite often being ostracized by the buses because "they don't know what it's like" due to their lack of use by students. The floor-polishing vehicle, however, refused to take part because "it was too cold outside" and he "had floors to polish."
The intellectual buses could be seen in the corner of the lot, playing serious games of chess and Monopoly stolen from the high school LMC. "Those imbeciles," one remarked, scoffing at the other buses that were on the dance floor.
The bus' ultimate idol, the Magic School Bus itself even made a short appearance. The bus seemed "off", sources say, most likely due to the fact that its Netflix Original Series was "lacking in the animation and writing departments." It was declared a "party pooper" and sent back home. Buses were later seen burning their MSB merchandise.
At least three buses were seen at Massage Envy this weekend, and on-campus sources suspect they even hosted a rave on Saturday night, playing top hits like "Monster Mash" and "Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer." At 2am, at least three buses were seen driving in circles around the track at Luxembourg Field, and we still don't know why.
The district-owned vehicles even took part in the festivities, despite often being ostracized by the buses because "they don't know what it's like" due to their lack of use by students. The floor-polishing vehicle, however, refused to take part because "it was too cold outside" and he "had floors to polish."
The intellectual buses could be seen in the corner of the lot, playing serious games of chess and Monopoly stolen from the high school LMC. "Those imbeciles," one remarked, scoffing at the other buses that were on the dance floor.
The bus' ultimate idol, the Magic School Bus itself even made a short appearance. The bus seemed "off", sources say, most likely due to the fact that its Netflix Original Series was "lacking in the animation and writing departments." It was declared a "party pooper" and sent back home. Buses were later seen burning their MSB merchandise.
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Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
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Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
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Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
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My k slave Otchiznu svoiu povedem!
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