SAINT CHARLES, MO - Orchard Farm Senior High School is in a state of shock and panic after hearing that one student doesn't want to go into the STEM field after college.
The student, who wants to remain anonymous for safety reasons, commented on the matter. "I just don't feel like that's the field for me. I don't like science, I don't like technology, and I failed out of Schneider's class in middle school, so engineering is definitely out... And we don't want to talk about mathematics."
The student says that they want to pursue "becoming a teacher", however, upon hearing this, all teachers turned on the student as well. "We don't want any new competition. Some of these students may enter the workforce while we're still working here. We're not gonna risk it."
Along with constant taunts concerning the lack of money the student will make, students have also been giving the student a hard time after the student also publicly declared that they don't vape OR juul. "I heard there's antifreeze in Juuls that can give you lung cancer. Also, I just don't understand it. What's so cool about watching vapor come out of your mouth?"
In addition, the student refuses to give into the Supreme hypebeast craze, and doesn't have an Instagram page in which they post pictures with their favorite friends at parties in order to send passive agressive messages to those who a) Aren't their favorite friend and/or b) weren't at the party. "I just don't understand the popularity culture in this day and age. It doesn't appeal to me."
More to come on this alarming and story, sure to incite fear in everyone in the Orchard Farm-Portage de Sioux area.
The student, who wants to remain anonymous for safety reasons, commented on the matter. "I just don't feel like that's the field for me. I don't like science, I don't like technology, and I failed out of Schneider's class in middle school, so engineering is definitely out... And we don't want to talk about mathematics."
The student says that they want to pursue "becoming a teacher", however, upon hearing this, all teachers turned on the student as well. "We don't want any new competition. Some of these students may enter the workforce while we're still working here. We're not gonna risk it."
Along with constant taunts concerning the lack of money the student will make, students have also been giving the student a hard time after the student also publicly declared that they don't vape OR juul. "I heard there's antifreeze in Juuls that can give you lung cancer. Also, I just don't understand it. What's so cool about watching vapor come out of your mouth?"
In addition, the student refuses to give into the Supreme hypebeast craze, and doesn't have an Instagram page in which they post pictures with their favorite friends at parties in order to send passive agressive messages to those who a) Aren't their favorite friend and/or b) weren't at the party. "I just don't understand the popularity culture in this day and age. It doesn't appeal to me."
More to come on this alarming and story, sure to incite fear in everyone in the Orchard Farm-Portage de Sioux area.
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ReplyDeleteI think this points to a bigger issue at our school: communist infiltrators that are preventing the pledge of allegiance from occurring every day. This should be investigated with the utmost care.....
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