SAINT CHARLES, MO -- Fear and panic in Orchard Farm High School this morning as the freshman and sophomore class' planned community service field trip was canceled due to inclement weather conditions. Upon the release of this decision from administration, students panicked, lost, confused as to what exactly they were meant to be doing today. In the midst of the uproar from students and teachers all shouting the same question, "Why did we plan this trip if we already knew the weather was going to be bad?" An unlikely dictator has stepped forward -- the Orchard Farm High School golf team. That's right, folks. The golf team has taken control of the school. After forcing Dr. Jones out of his seat as principal, we are now being led by Mr. B. Arnette and his group of cronies, ruling the school with an 8 iron golf club (or a 9, depending on how angry you make them). Bathroom vapers beware today as, reportedly, the team has occupied the bathrooms as well. Any vapers cau...