SAINT CHARLES, MO -- Beating the last school record of five minutes, fifty-two seconds by an eight-second margin, two students have defied the odds and shown us that love is stronger than anything today when they kept their relationship together for an astonishing six minutes. Students witnessing the event could hardly believe it. "They walked down the whole hallway holding hands -- and then they turned around and did it again. People were stopping smack-dab in the middle of the hall just to witness it. It was insane." Other astonishing details include that the two actually utilized a brand new, revolutionary relationship-lengthening strategy called communication. "Your mom has a weird wart on her nose," one said, to which the other responded, "You're right. I'll take her to the wart doctor tomorrow." Within a minute, the entire conflict was resolved (this was a huge surprise, given the amount of relationships ended this year alone over nose wa...